We crash into June with the grand finale of this year’s Ani-May block! This episode we’re talking about Spy x Family Code: White. And to help us break it all down, we’ve enlisted two experts in all things animation: Returning guests Niall Flanagan and Dwayne Moloney!

The Forger family—career spy Loid, his secret assassin wife Yor, and their psychic adoptive daughter Anya—takes a holiday vacation to the cozy mountain town of Frigis. Anya needs her father’s help to bake the perfect dessert for a school contest, but along the way the family find themselves embroiled in a plot to kickstart a war.

As one of our guests puts it: “What if John le Carré wrote one of his spy novels and accidentally wrote a sitcom instead?” That’s about the size of it. And, hey! It’s also a Christmas thing!

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Ani-May is back once again! We’re dedicating the month of May to all things anime. First up is “The Sleight Before Christmas”, from the second series, released in 1977. Lupin and the gang are out to steal the last bottle of Napoleon’s wine, on it’s way to be delivered to the President of the United States for Christmas.

In this episode, Joe and Bradford discuss expensive wines, cheap wines, the phenomenon of subs vs. dubs, and compete to see who can do the best Bill Clinton impression. Also, stay tuned for what’s coming up on this year’s edition of Ani-May!

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Our 2025 podcasting year begins in earnest with Golden Winter, an Asylum knockoff of an Air Bud spinoff about a family of golden retriever puppies who lose their mother, bring a family together, and help foil a bank robbery just in time for Christmas!

Proving that there is always more and it is always worse, our descent into madness finds us discussing the films of The Asylum, pitching our own ideas for a Die Hard sequel, and questioning our own existence. You know, the usual topics for this podcast about Christmas movies! Anyway, we hope you enjoy it, and we promise a more coherent episode next time. Maybe. If you’ve been good.

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We have a tradition around here of spending our holiday break covering films other than Christmas films. So what better way to celebrate July at Christmas than with the best action movie of 1995? That’s right, tonight we’re discussing Die Hard with a Vengeance!

You know the drill: In the next few hours, Simon is going to tell Lt. John McClane what to do. And Lt. McClane is going to do it. That’s what the trailers say, at least. In truth, Hans Gruber’s little brother is out for revenge against our old buddy John, who’s just trying to kick a nasty hangover in the Big Apple. Along the way he teams up with Samuel L. Jackson, who wants absolutely nothing to do with him. It’s great.

So crack open a cold one, pull up a chair and join your holiday broskis as we chat about Die Hard, pinball machines, New York landmarks, and all the other random crap this podcast is known for! And, of course, we wish all of you a Very Happy New Year!

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Season’s greetings, Creepazoids! This December we’re indulging in a few of this podcasts favorite things (there’s a Christmas song in there somewhere…). On this week’s stocking stuffer, Joe and Johnny-5 take a look at King of the Hill’s season nine Christmas episode “Ms. Wakefield”.

Days before Hank Hill’s Christmas party, an old woman (voiced by Happy Days’ Marion Ross) shows up to reminisce about her old childhood home. Things then take a turn when Hank discovers Ms. Wakefield intends to die in his house on Christmas, forcing him to become the bad guy whose only crime was not wanting death to cast a pall on his family’s Christmas.

Also in this episode, Joe briefly touches on a few recent Christmas movies he’s watched this season, and we discuss the odd ambiance of mid-December holiday malaise. Fun!

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Welcome back, spooky friends! This week, our pal Dr. Nick returns to help us discuss the 2007 slasher flick P2. It’s a solid contender for Worst Movie Title Ever, but as we’ll discover, the movie itself is pretty solid!

It’s Christmas Eve, and office worker Angela finds herself stuck in her office building with lonely security guard Thomas. Things quickly take a turn for the worst as Thomas reveals himself to be a lovelorn psycho who takes her hostage and tries to have his way with her. She escapes, and a brutal game of cat and mouse ensues.

We’ll dig into what makes this movie tick, how it has or hasn’t aged gracefully, and the use of Christmas music as diegetic plot devices.

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Oh, you thought we weren’t gonna cover Rare Exports? Think again, buddy. Home for the Horrordays continues as Joe and Bradford tackle the granddaddy of Finnish holiday horror. The scary folklore version of Santa Claus descends upon a farming community, killing caribou and kidnapping children, and it’s up to young Pietari and his dad to find a way to save Christmas.

Also in this episode, we taste test Coca-Cola flavored Oreos AND Oreo-flavored Coca-Cola in an effort to keep up with the gross gimmick food trends. Nothing but the best audio content for our lovely listeners!

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After a long summer off, we’re back to ring in the most wonderful time of the year: Home for the Horrordays!

On this episode we discuss the SyFy Channel original movie Icetastrophe, AKA Christmas Icetastrophe, AKA A Christmas Tale. No matter what you call it, this is a silly Day After Tomorrow knockoff in which a meteor crash lands in a small Washington town and flash freezes everything in sight. It’s up to scientist Alex and townie Charlie Ratchet to save the town, while entrepreneur Crooge struggles to stay alive long enough to save his kids. Ratchet? Crooge? Yeah… It’s one of those. The Christmas Carol connection is tenuous at best.

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Summer is upon us once again, and that means it’s time for a whole bunch of action movies! And in our case, that means action movies that may or may not actually have something to do with Christmas.

On this episode we’re looking at the 1998 Euro-heist flick Ronin! Robert De Niro and Jean Reno speed across France in pursuit of a stolen briefcase, whose contents may or may not be a danger to world peace. Also, it’s Christmas! You didn’t think we’d just watch Ronin for no reason, did you?

Also in this episode: Bradford discusses his recent vacation to Paris, Jonathan brings up Rugrats in Paris for some reason, and we stumble backwards into the best pitch for an Austin Powers movie ever!

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