🎄 It’s the 200th episode of the Advent Calendar House, but more importantly, it’s Christmas Eve! So we’re celebrating with a salute to the last remaining special we have left to talk about in the Rankin/Bass Christmas canon: 1974’s “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”

It’s a packed party with Tim Babb, Michael DiGiovanni, Joey O., and Matt Spaulding as we spread Christmas cheer over Southtown and everywhere else — something we could’ve seen Mrs. Claus search for if she hadn’t immediately dropped the idea, but then we wouldn’t have met the true stars of the special: The Miser Bros.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

The original story by Phyllis McGinley.

A read-along record narrated by Boris Karloff.

The DVD menu and only the DVD menu, if that interests you.

Snow Miser’s song in “Batman and Robin.”

Shirley Booth (Mrs. Claus) as “Hazel.”

Today’s TV Tropes: Dressed to Heal, Spinning Paper.

Bob McFadden (Elf Doctor) as “Cool McCool.”

Panic In New York: Menagerie Breaks Loose,” and other prop newspaper headlines.

Are Santa’s Reindeer Female? (Old Farmer’s Almanac)

Survivor Series 1994: Clowns Are Us vs. the Royal Family.

Ron Marshall (Iggy’s dad) marks the first time I ended up on Muppet Wiki by surprise.

Charlie Chaplin’s hanging out in Southtown.

Heatmiser, the band.

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📼 Commercials:

Coca-Cola: “Candles (Buy the World a Coke)” (1977)

Coca-Cola: The World Needs More Santas (2023)

Matt’s book: “Santa in His Own Words.”

A Bomb for Christmas 2: Past, Present, and Future” on the Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast.

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Theme song by Bronwen’s Ghost.
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Merry Christmas Eve, Christmas Fanatics!

We made it! Can you believe it? Somehow, Christmas Eve is already here! This year absolutely flew by!

As tradition dictates, we’re thrilled to bring you our annual Christmas Eve story, lovingly recorded by the elves just for you. This year’s tale is an original piece written by our very own Anthony, titled “’Twas the Night Before ’Tis-Mas”—a festive celebration of “Tis the Podcast“, all the Christmas movies we adore, as well as the ones we love to roast.

So put the finishing touches on your wrapping, cozy up beside the Christmas tree with your favorite holiday beverage, sit back, and enjoy.

Thank you, as always, for the love and support! And thanks for counting down to Christmas 2025 with us! We can’t wait to spend the year ahead counting down to Christmas 2026 right alongside you!

Merry Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄🎁 🦌🦉⛄️🚂🔔 🤶🏻 🎀 ❄️

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Christmas Eve 2025 Story – Anthony Caruso’s “‘Twas The Night Before ‘Tis-Mas”

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What’s up, dudes? It’s Christmas Eve! Yes, today begins Christmastide. To celebrate, I’ve got Thom Crowe from ‘Tis the Podcast and Art Kilmer from A Cozy Christmas with to talk about the Octavo Kalendas Ianuarii. The Proclamation of the Nativity of Our Lord Jesus Christ is a traditional chant that summarizes salvation history.

Originally a part of the office of Prime, the chant was effectively abolished with the reform of Vatican II. That all changed in 1980 when Pope John Paul II re-introduced it prior to the Nativity of The Lord: Mass During the Night. While not in its traditional placement, it still ushered in Christmas grandly. One could even argue, it brought the Proclamation to more prominence.

The chant runs through salvation history, beginning from the creation of the world. Then, it catalogues major events of the Judeo-Christian faith: the creation of man, the great flood, the sacrifice of Abraham, the exodus from Egypt. After listing David and Daniel, it segues into secular history with the Olympiad and the reign of Caesar Augustus. It ends on a triumphant note with the actual birth of Christ.

Reciting tones? Yep. Historical Cliff’s Notes? Uh huh. Elevated pitch for the mention of Christ’s birth? Only if everyone has to genuflect as well! So grab your missal, put on your cassock and surplice, and pray along to this episode on the Kalenda: The Proclamation of the Nativity of Our Lord Jesus Christ!

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Here are the new episodes that dropped the week of December 13th to December 19th.

 

Christmas Past Podcast – December 13th“Christmas Memories 2025 – Vol 2.” 

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 13th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 13.

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 13th“12 Days, Marshmallow Madness vs Classic Board Games.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 13th“The Ultimate Christmas Movie List to Instantly Lift Your Festive Mood.”

A Cozy Christmas Podcast – December 14th“The Lights of Christmas – An Interview with Author Makennah Johnston.”

Advent Calendar House Podcast – December 14th“A Christmas Carol: The Musical.” 

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 14th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 14.”

Mary’s Merry Christmas Podcast – December 14th“Your Christmas Nest.” 

Snow in Southtown Podcast – December 14th“Drag Out the Dickens.” 

Merry Britsmas Podcast – December 14th“Christmas Cards, Jubilation, and a Shakespeare Christmas Carol.” 

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 14th“11 Days, Pixel Arcade Event Calendar vs Polly Pocket.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 14th“How Mariah Carey Changed Modern Day Christmas as We Know It.”

Weird Christmas Podcast – December 14th“Weird Christmas Baking with Linda Raedisch.”

Horror for the Holidays Podcast – December 14th“Stocking Stuffers: Exploring Creepypasta Vol. 2!”

Totally Rad Christmas Podcast – December 15th“The All New Mickey Mouse Club Christmas Special (w/ Mike and Tim)”

Tis the Podcast – December 15th“A Tale of Two Santas – An Interview with Brendan Low (The Boy Who Became Santa) and Matt Spaulding (Santa in His Own Words)”

Christmas Past Podcast – December 15th“The Hero of Dear Old Halifax.”

Christmas Countdown Show Podcast – December 15th“Top 10 Christmas Commercials.”

Christmas Morning Podcast – December 15th“10 Days Until Christmas (‘It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year’ Song Battle)”

Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast – December 15th“60 Years of A Charlie Brown Christmas with Melissa Menta.”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 15th“It’s the Nice List! Dec 15.”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 15th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 15, Link in Show Notes!”

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 15th“10 Days, Linus and Lucy.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 15th“Why No One Should Ever Use a 12 Day Advent Calendar.”

Sounds of Christmas Podcast – December 15th“Jing Jang Jingling with Kenny Nolan.”

TGI Podcast – December 16th“Family Matters: Miracle on Elm St.”

Advent Calendar House Podcast – December 16th“Hanukah Under the Umbrella Tree.”

Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast – December 16th“A Bomb for Christmas 2: Past, Present and Future (Act 4)”

Christmas Morning Podcast – December 16th“9 Days Until Christmas (Original Christmas Song Battle)”

Christmas Cousins Podcast – December 16th“Hallmark’s ‘Oy to the World’ Review with Special Guests Kacy & Jennifer!”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 16th “It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 16.”

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 16th“9 Days, Christmastime is Here.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 16th“How to Nail a Risk Free Re-Give This Christmas.”

Totally Rad Christmas Podcast – December 16th“Christmas Memory: My Favorite ‘80s Toys!”

Lost Christmas Podcast – December 16th“Kanakaloka: Santa Claus, Makahiki, and Christmas Traditions Across the Pacific Islands.”

Tinsel Tunes Podcast – December 16th“We Wish You a Merry Christmas.”

Festive Foreign Film Fans Podcast – December 16th“’Kalėdų eglutės gyvenimas ir mirtis “The Life and Death of a Christmas Tree’ (Georgia)”

Totally Rad Christmas Podcast – December 17th“’80s Wrestling pt5 (w/ Wrestling Bros)”

Christmas Past Podcast – December 17th“All of You on the Good Earth.”

Christmas Morning Podcast – December 17th“8 Days Until Christmas (‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ Song Battle)”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 17th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 17.”

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 17th“8 Days, O Tannenbaum.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 17th“Why People Are Refusing To Share Their Secret Family Recipes This Christmas.”

Sounds of Christmas Podcast – December 17th“James Robert Webb’s Merry Magical Christmas.”

TGI Podcast – December 18th“The List: 5 Ways to Fix AMC & Freeform’s Holiday Programming.”

Totally Rad Christmas Podcast – December 18th“Motown Merry Christmas (w/ Ken Kessler)”

Christmas Countdown Show Podcast – December 18th“Merry Minutes: Home Alone Gingerbread House, Little Nero’s, & Mitch Wood Interview.”

Advent Calendar House Podcast – December 18th“Andy Williams and the NBC Kids Search for Santa.”

Christmas Cousins Podcast – December 18th“Christmas Con Wrap-Up: Joe Breaks Down the Con, the Vibes, and the Chaos.”

Christmas Morning Podcast – December 18th“7 Days Until Christmas (Instrumental Christmas Song Battle)”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 18th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 18.”

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 18th“7 Days, Skating.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 18th“The Worst Gift List of All Time. What Not to Buy the Ones You Love This Christmas.”

Twelve Songs of Christmas Podcast – December 18th“’Asalto Navideño’ with Miguel Zenón, and the Ray Conniff Singers.”

12 Days Podcast – December 18th“A Very Merry Jonas Family Christmas Movie Musical Concert!!!”

Totally Rad Christmas Podcast – December 19th“Babar and Father Christmas (w/ Michael May)”

Christmas Past Podcast – December 19th“The Silent Night.”

Christmas Morning Podcast – December 19th“6 Days Until Christmas (Instrumental Christmas Song Battle)”

Christmas Everyday Podcast – December 19th“It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar!”

Closer to Christmas Podcast – December 19th“6 Days, Hark, the Herald Angels Sing.”

Christmas Podding Podcast – December 19th“What is the Best Christmas Sandwich Combination of All Time?”

Lost Christmas Podcast – December 19th“From Wintry Rom-Coms and Cozy Crimes to Dark Fantasy: The Best Modern Christmas Novels You Should Read.”

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Today on Australia’s ONLY Christmas Podcast our big Christmas Eve Show. Just one day to go.

Every Christmas Hack we can cram into one episode to help make Christmas Day run as smooth as possible. You won’t want to miss these last minute tips and tricks.

We look at the cheapest gifts you can get hat have major impact, wow factor and will mean the world to those you give them to, Plus

Why do some people just not like Christmas. there are a number of reason why people hate Christmas, and that’s OK. We will unpack some of the reason why the big day can be super hard for some people.

With your Aussie Hosts Liam and Ness talking all things Christmas all year round.

Tune In to Christmas Talk Radio. Our 24/7 Christmas Radio Station talking All Things Christmas, Non-Stop every day of the week.

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Season eight ends with what I hope will be a tradition–a Christmas party, with a few guests and a lot of music.

This week’s guests include comic artist Peter Bagge, singer Judy Whitmore, and indie rock artist Hibou.

Bagge is coming to New Orleans in January for the Fan Expo, and I have been a fan dating back to his NYC punk days. He’s best known for the comic Hate and the young-punks-in-love adventures of Buddy Bradley and his friends. Last year, he considered how they’d grow up in Hate Revisited.

While talking, we discussed his favorite Christmas music.

I also talked to vocalist Judy Whitmore, who has also been pilot Judy Whitmore, author Judy Whitmore, and … I’ll let her explain. Her album, Christmas, flies the flag for the classic aesthetics of Christmas music.

I also mention in the episode an article by April Clare Welsh at ChartMetric.com that quotes me in her piece on the way Christmas music is become sadder. Is that perhaps because the world is getting sadder?

I also featured new Christmas music from É Arenas, whose 2024 interview ran in full earlier this season. This year, he recorded a new song, “Go Santa Go,” and included it with all of his holiday music on the new vinyl album, Yo Soy Tu Santa.

Earlier this year, I interviewed the indie pop artist Hibou for my non-Christmas website, My Spilt Milk, but while I had him on the line, I had to ask him about Christmas music as well.

Finally, I mentioned this year’s Christmas Underground playlist and the streaming version of my own playlist.

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In this bonus episode, take a listen to some new British Christmas songs that I’ve found to be a delight this year and gift in your aural stockings (aka your ears) to check out this year and add to your playlists.

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It’s the final super Christmas episode of 2025 from Merry Britsmas! Let’s hear from some friends about the newest British Xmas adverts, an unconventional nativity in The Vicar of Dibley, and a glam rock festive song with The Darkness.

The Darkness – Christmastime

Kevin Simm

Choir of Man 

The Toons 

The Darkness – I Am Santa

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Closer to Christmas

2 Days until Christmas. This week on the podcast, I’m going back and looking over the year of 2025 through a Christmas lense

Today’s episode is all about The small wins of 2025

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And finally, and HUGE thank you to my brother, Kevin, for allowing me to use his music throughout my show. If you like what you hear, you can pick up his album on Itunes, which can be found here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠A solstice night on Apple music or A Solstice Night on Amazon (https://amazon.com/music/player/album…)

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What’s up, dudes? Red Skelton wasn’t just Father Time! He had many characters. Sean Sotka from the Christmas Podcasts Podcast and I talk one of Red’s most beloved in “Freddy the Freeloader’s Christmas Dinner!” Yes, the lovable clown spreads Christmas cheer!

Freddie the Freeloader returns a rich lady’s runaway dog. He’s excited because he saved enough money to enjoy a Christmas dinner with his equally poverty-stricken friend Professor Humperdo at one of New York’s fancy restaurants. After running into Molly, he gives her some money to help her celebrate Christmas.

Along the way, he visits a hospital and entertains some sick children. They’re enthralled by his pantomime and magic routines. Subsequently, he proceeds to the police station to spring the Professor from the drunk tank. At the restaurant, they realize they’ve given all their money away. Luckily, the rich lady with the dog sees them and pays for their dinner.

Sick children? Check. Street urchins? Got ‘em. Pompous dyspeptic millionaires? Only with kind wives who buy dinner! So grab your sock wallet, put on your face paint, and clown around to this episode on “Freddy the Freeloader’s Christmas Dinner!”

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Welcome to the Nice List! We spent three months putting holiday offenders on the Naughty List, and now it’s time to highlight the things we love about Christmas.

Join us this week as we have two very special guests on… our two daughters, Logan and Fallon! What a treat to have two of my most favorite people in the world on our show this week, and they have some amazing nice list suggestions for us this week.

Merry Christmas, and try to stay on the Nice List!

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It’s the Nice List! With two very special guests!

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Thank you for joining us! Come and see what’s behind the door for today on the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar!

Merry Christmas!

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It’s the Christmas Every Day Advent Calendar! December 23

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On this episode, we bring you a special presentation of act 5 of our made-for-podcast Christmas movie: “A Bomb For Christmas 2: Past, Present, and Future.”

Brief Synopsis:
Last year, detective Tracy Chabert helped her partner, Holly, foil a plot to blow up a small town Christmas festival. This Christmas, someone is out to get revenge on Holly and it’s up to Tracy to save her…and she’ll be getting a little help from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Future. It’s the movie that answers the question no one asked, “What would happen if you combined Die Hard 2 an A Christmas Carol?”

In Act 5, can Tracy use the lessons of past, present, and future to save the plane, save McKringleberry, and save Christmas?!

Download here!

00:00 – 00:20 Intro
00:20 – 12:01 Act 5
12:01 – 13:53 Credits

(The embedded player for the episode is bellow the credits)

A Bomb for Christmas 2: Past Present and Future Act 5 was written directed and produced by Tim Babb

With the voice talents of:
Kiki Cronin as Tracy Chabert
Emmily Scherb as Jemma Rickmanovich
Jeffery Cronin as the Russian Voice
Brendan Scherb as Bobby McTiernan
Trish Healey as Betty
Lesley Victorine as Samantha the Reporter
Micahel Babb as Quinn
James Babb as Patrick
and
Dynelle Babb as Holly McTiernan

Jacklyn Collier from Deck the Hallmark as Candice from the Christmas Initiate
Brian Earl from Christmas Past and author of Of Christmases Long, Long Ago: Surprising Traditions from Christmas Past as the Ghost of Christmas Past
Mike Westfall, from the Advent Calendar House podcast, as Captain Willis
Noah from TANcast (NSFW) as Joe McKringleberry
Edward Frizzelle from That’s Hindsight as George
Gerry D from Totally Rad Christmas as Bert
Sean Sotka from the Christmas Podcasts Podcast as Ernie
And
Alonso Duralde from LinoleumKnife, Maximum Film, Breakfast All Day, and Deck The Hallmark and author of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas – Revised and Updated Edition as the Ghost of Christmas Present.

The Star Spangled Banner was performed by the 1995 Lincoln High School Chamber Ensemble Graduating Seniors.

All other music and sound effects were public domain found at Pixabay.com

This made-for-podcast Christmas movie is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons living or dead or actual events is purely coincidental.

Copyright 2025 by the Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast. All rights reserved.

Tune in Christmas Eve for a special presentation of the full movie of A Bomb for Christmas 2, featuring outtakes and special messages from the cast.

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Author: Tim Babb
Title: CWFC 157 – A Bomb For Christmas 2: Past, Present, and Future (Act 5)

This episode arrives on Christmas Eve Eve. It’s our final family gathering of the season, where members of the Christmas Past family share some of their favorite Christmas memories.

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Of Christmases Long, Long Ago: Surprising Traditions from Christmas Past (2025, Lyons Press and Recorded Books) It’s Christmas as you’ve never seen it before, and it makes a great gift for all the Christmas lovers in your life.

Christmas Past: The Fascinating Stories Behind Our Favorite Holiday’s Traditions (2022, Lyons Press and Recorded Books)

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Author: Brian Earl
Title: Christmas Memories 2025 – vol 4
Christmas Past

How does Santa Claus deliver presents to hundreds of millions of homes in a single night?
Many say it’s impossible—but the science might disagree.

In this episode, we dive deep into the physics, mathematics, and global logistics of Santa Claus, exploring how relativity, quantum mechanics, advanced algorithms, nanotechnology, and even artificial intelligence could explain the greatest delivery operation in history.

We break down the staggering numbers—millions of homes, thousands of visits per second, and near-light-speed travel—and explore why classical physics would vaporize Santa instantly. Then, we go beyond the impossible, examining cutting-edge theories including time dilation, quantum superposition, wormholes, warp drives, molecular assembly, stealth cloaking, and AI-driven route optimization.

But Santa’s secret weapon may not be speed at all.

By examining global gift-giving traditions—from St. Nicholas Day and Sinterklaas, to New Year’s Eve with Ded Moroz, Three Kings Day, and Orthodox Christmas—we reveal how Santa’s workload is actually spread across multiple calendars and cultures, turning a one-night miracle into a brilliantly optimized seasonal operation.

This episode blends real science, various mathematical theories, cultural history, and holiday wonder, making it perfect for curious adults, kids, and families alike.

 

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Santa Claus: A Unified Field Theory of the World’s Greatest Delivery

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This week on the podcast, I’m heading back to Home Improvement for “’Twas the Flight Before Christmas” — a holiday episode that mixes family chaos, travel nightmares, and plenty of Tim Taylor mishaps.

 

Does it still hold up as a Christmas classic? Let’s find out.

 

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Author: Matt Eurich
Title: Home Improvement: Twas the Flight Before Christmas
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