Total Christmas

Merry Christmas you beautiful people!

It’s another pam-jacked episode and we start off with another Jack Ask, but not only that, it has a fantastic new jingle.  Quite frankly it’s the highlight of the show.

Then our Podcast Barman Bob Baker gives us another suggestion for how to keep it Christmassy all year, this one was sent in by Jennifer Kay and our podcast mascot Little Elmer.

Next up is the quiz.  I scored 7, see if you can beat that.

Then it’s the joke.  The less said the better.

This episode we’re giving away some lovely little books.  They’re part of the ‘Seth’s Christmas Ghost Stories’ series.  All you have to do is contact me with the four little words ‘Yeah, I’ll ‘ave ’em’ or if you’re a bit more refined you might like to say ‘Yes, I will have them.’
To learn more about the books here’s a link:

Then Bob is back and this week he’s discussing how we described those gentlemen who collect your garbage or rubbish.

This episode’s version is the not particularly outstanding version by Jetlag Productions.  There are one or two highlights but you can live without it.
Here’s a link:

This episode’s recommendation is The Happy Halloween podcast from friend of the show Tony Dixon.  It looks at all things Halloween and is great for this time of year.
Check it out:
https://podcasts.apple.com/tr/podcast/the-happy-halloween-podcast/id1633589441

If you want to get in touch I’d love to hear from you.

Email:  totalchristmas@gmail.com
Websiter: totalchristmaspodcast.com

Merry Christmas.

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Author: Jack
Title: Episode 93 – Jack Ask Jingle All The Way
Total Christmas

Hold onto your tinsel, Christmas Cousins, because we’ve got a holiday extravaganza that’s brighter than Rudolph’s nose!

 

In this jolly episode, Cousin Seth is taking his very first leap into the dazzling world of Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments.

 

And guess who’s guiding him through this glittering forest of festive treasures? That’s right, the maestro of merriment himself, Cousin Chad!

 

In the spirit of celebration, 2023 marks the 50th anniversary of these beloved Keepsake Ornaments. So, we’re diving headfirst into the fascinating history of these yuletide gems, sharing stories from their early days to the breathtaking collectibles we know and love. Prepare for an entertaining mix of facts, chuckles, and heartwarming nostalgia.

 

We’ll also be exploring the ornaments featured in the 2023 debut, discussing our personal top picks, and revealing why these ornaments are more than just decorations; they’re pieces of Christmas magic!

 

Whether you’re a seasoned ornament enthusiast or just unwrapping this sparkling world, join us in celebrating the 50th year of Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments. Get ready to laugh, learn, and let the holiday spirit shine bright! 🎁🎅🌟 #HallmarkKeepsakes #50YearsOfShinyJoy

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Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

BONUS: Hallmark’s Keepsake Ornament 2023-Seth’s Ornamental Adventure Begins

Christmas Cousins

12 Days Pod

In the forty-ninth episode of 12 Days Pod, Dan and Cara discuss all the wrong ways to measure fish, their love of Kieran Culkin, and Ralphie’s surprisingly interesting writing career.

 

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Author: 12 Days Pod
Title: 49. A Christmas Story Christmiss
12 Days Pod

Welcome back, Christmas Cousins, to another Weekend Kickoff Party…but not just any weekend…the HALLMARK Countdown To Christmas Kickoff weekend!

 

And, yes, this is Cousin Seth’s FIRST time diving into Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas!

So, join us as the Christmas Cousins kick off the holiday season in style. Chad, the holiday devotee, is eager to guide Seth, the festive freshman, through the ultimate holiday movie marathon: Hallmark’s 24/7 Christmas movie lineup.

Cousin Chad is full of excitement and we know Cousin Seth is experiencing some yuletide jitters. Can he handle the movie overload, the endless cozy romance, and those oh-so-adorable meet-cutes?

Together, they’ll unveil the movies that have them brimming with excitement, discover hidden gems they can’t wait to unwrap, and, of course, share their thoughts on the ones that might get a ‘pass.’

 

From delightful rom-coms to magical tales, the Cousins invite you to join them on a cinematic sleigh ride through the enchanting world of Hallmark Christmas movies. It’s the perfect way to get into the holiday spirit, so grab your cocoa, snuggle up, and let’s share the cheer! 🎅🍿📽

Listen to this episode of the Christmas Cousins podcast
Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Cousin Seth’s First Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Weekend Kickoff Party!

Christmas Cousins

Christmas Countdown Show 2022

In this special BONUS episode, ⁠⁠Eric⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Danny⁠⁠ take you behind the scenes of what it was like compiling this first countdown, and then they each share 5 additional classic Christmas songs that are some of their favorites of all time!

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Author: A Countdown Network Production
Title: Bonus Episode #301 – Top 10 Classic Christmas Songs | Part 3
Christmas Countdown'

What’s up, dudes? Ron, Jay, and Lindsey from the Film Strip podcast are with me to dive into (pun intended) “Jaws: The Revenge!” Yes, it’s a quasi-direct sequel to the original in a “Jaws” multiverse.

Chief Brody has passed away, and his wife Ellen is feeling lonely and nostalgic at Christmas. When her younger son Sean is killed by a great white, she needs a change of scenery. Her other son Michael brings her to his marine biology headquarters in the Caribbean to spend Christmas. Oh, Ellen meets a local smuggler and pilot Hoagie, who immediately tries to woo her.

Michael and his keeps being followed and nearly eaten by a great white shark. Ellen, who has suddenly developed an apocryphal-sense for the beast, is positive it’s the same creature that killed her son. Determined to end the threat to her bloodline, she hunts it down herself. With the help of his partner Jake and pilot Hoagie, Michael tracks Ellen and together they destroy the animal with pseudoscience.

Michael Caine? Check. The Last Starfighter? Yep. Voodoo controlled shark? Only if you read the novelization! So grab your harpoon, build an electrical impulse emitter, and sail off to this episode all about “Jaws: The Revenge!”

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Author: Gerry D / Ron, Jay, Lindsey
Title:

Jaws: The Revenge (w/ Ron, Jay & Lindsey)

Christmas Clatter

In this merry episode of Christmas Clatter, we’re joined by the wonderful Scott Newman, of The Christmas Morning Podcast and Tinsel Tunes. Together, we embark on a musical journey through the holiday season, discussing artists who, surprisingly, haven’t released a Christmas album, but we firmly believe they should.

We dive deep into the realms of music, sharing our thoughts on why these artists’ unique styles would be a perfect fit for the festive season. From their hit songs to their distinctive voices, we explore what a Christmas album from them might sound like.

Join us in this festive conversation filled with musical wishes and holiday cheer. Who knows, maybe some of these artists will be inspired to create a Christmas album after this episode! Tune in and be a part of the Christmas Clatter family as we explore the magic of music and the holidays.

Celebrate the uncharted musical possibilities of Christmas with Scott Newman and Christmas Clatter!

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Title: What Kinda Christmas Music Is This???

Cousins Chad and Seth are joined by their British buddy, Craig, well known as @thechristmasguy365 from across the pond.

Together, they embark on a side-splitting exploration of the quirky and charming differences between American and British Christmas traditions.

 

As Seth, our resident holiday rookie, navigates the labyrinth of UK festivities, you’ll witness his comical journey through a maze of mince pies, Christmas crackers, and peculiar customs that might just leave him a little… befuddled.

 

Through Cragi’s expert guidance, we’ll unravel the mysteries behind these festive rituals, ensuring Seth doesn’t wind up lost in the land of UK Yuletide Traditions. It’s all in good fun, but beware of the mince pie overdose and the unexpected “snap” of those Christmas crackers!

 

So, grab your favorite Christmas brew, be it mulled wine or hot cocoa, and join us for a delightful and enlightening holiday romp.

 

 

Listen to this episode of the Christmas Cousins podcast
Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Christmas Across the Pond: Comparing UK & US Traditions w/@thechristmasguy365!

Christmas Cousins

Christmas Countdown Show 2022

In this episode, ⁠⁠Eric⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Danny⁠⁠ continue counting down each of their top 10 favorite classic Christmas songs of all time. The guys chat about why they picked each song, then share a clip from each of their picks, from 10 down to 6.

From Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole, to Brenda Lee and Dean Martin; these holiday song lists are guaranteed to bring you massive amounts of holly jolly Christmas cheer!

Do you want to have access to ⁠⁠⁠even more⁠⁠⁠ massively merry exclusive ⁠⁠⁠bonus episodes⁠⁠⁠, be a part of a private group of ⁠⁠⁠Christmas obsessed peeps⁠⁠⁠ just like YOU, and chat directly with Eric and Danny? It’s super simple! ⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠ to join our Patreon Family!

You can also ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SUBSCRIBE ON SPOTIFY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or Apple to get exclusive episodes delivered directly to your feed every week.

Check out our merch shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Patreon supporters get 10% off all purchases, so ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠join now⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get a fantastically festive discount code.

Follow us on the socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@christmascountdownshow

 

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Author: A Countdown Network Production
Title: Top 10 Classic Christmas Songs | Part 2
Christmas Countdown'

The final all-play battle of 2023 is here!
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Author: Bramble Jam Podcast Network
Title:

68 Days Until Christmas! (“It Came Upon the Midnight Clear” Song Battle)

Chrismas Morning

Hold onto your sleighs, Christmas Cousins, because we’ve got some breaking news for you! In this ho-ho-holiday special, Cousin Seth is diving headfirst into the festive world of Lifetime’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Lifetime’ movie lineup for the very first time. 🎄

 

We’ll be your festive guides as we unveil all 12 of Lifetime’s heartwarming holiday movies for this season. From tales of unexpected romance to stories of rediscovering the true meaning of Christmas, we’ve got all the juicy details.

 

Join us for the laughs, the sighs, and a sprinkling of holiday humor as we give you a sneak peek into each movie and share our honest thoughts.

 

Will Cousin Seth be won over by the magic of these heartwarming films, or will they leave him yearning for more?

 

There’s only one way to find out. Tune in to the very first episode where Seth dives into the world of Lifetime Christmas movies! 🍿✨ #LifetimeChristmas

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Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Breaking News: Lifetime 2023 Christmas Movie Preview-Seth Discovers Lifetime’s Christmas Delights

Christmas Cousins

Sounds of Christmas

Ken from the Sounds of Christmas checks in with a quick episode to tell you about the upcoming podcast countdown he’s going to do, highlighting the top ten most-listened-to and most-downloaded episodes of the Sounds of Christmas podcast (all leading up to the new season of the Sounds of Christmas station, which starts on November 1)!

Listen to the Sounds of Halloween station: https://www.soundsofchristmas.com/listen-now.html

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Author: Ken Kessler
Title: Podcast Countdown
Sounds of Christmas

Get ready to head back to the late 60’s, Christmas Cousins!

The Christmas Aficionado himself is back, taking a break from his YouTube channel and making his grand re-entrance as an honorary cousin with a record-breaking third appearance on the show.

Together, we’re revisiting the classic Brady Bunch Christmas episode, “The Voice of Christmas.”

 

In this special holiday journey, we don our bell-bottoms and take a groovy trip to the late 1960s, where this beloved sitcom made its mark. Get ready for laughter and nostalgia as we unravel the timeless charm of this festive episode. The Christmas Aficionado, with his endless knowledge and holiday enthusiasm, is our honorary guide to the magic of Christmas on-screen.

 

But wait, there’s more! We dive into the history of “The Brady Bunch,” its significance in the cultural zeitgeist, and even clear up some off-set rumors. With witty anecdotes, unforgettable moments, and a sprinkle of Christmas spirit, we’re unwrapping the gift of “The Brady Bunch” just for you.

 

So, grab your puka shells, fluff your shaggy hair, and join us as we celebrate the past while making your present holiday season a lot merrier. Groovy, isn’t it?

Listen to this episode of the Christmas Cousins podcast
Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Ringing in Retro Christmas ’60s-Style with The Brady Bunch

Christmas Cousins

Tis the Podcast

Happy Tuesday Christmas fanatics!

Apologies again that this episode is dropping a day late, but as you know – life gets in the way at times! Which is also the reason why Thom is absent from this episode and we had to reshuffle our schedule a bit! So while we were originally planning our return to Halloweentown this week, instead, Julia and Anthony continue the show’s sojourn through Spooky Season by traveling to Elm Street and Camp Crystal Lake to cover the 2003 Slash of the Titans, “Freddy vs. Jason“!

Not only has Julia never seen this movie before, but she’s never seen any movie featuring Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees before! Which, of course, makes her the perfect elf to host tonight’s show! What does she think of it? Well, you can probably guess – but that doesn’t make this episode any less entertaining! Especially since she finds herself at odds with Anthony who unabashedly loves this film!

Listen as your two hosts walk you through the plot beat-by-nonsensical-beat, critique the horrific acting, and fill in key pieces of context and history from the two iconic slashers individual franchises as needed! Also discussed: Mike Flanagan’s various horror shows; Amazon Prime’s new film, “Totally Killer“; the teased “Seinfeld” revival; the Halloween plans of Julia’s children; and the end of Anthony’s hunt for Hallmark’s popular Betty White/Rose Nylund “The Golden Girls” ornament!

This is one fun episode you want to be sure not to miss! (As is the bonus episode we dropped in your feeds this past Sunday, so make sure you give that one a download and listen as well!) So settle back with your Pumpkin Spiced Lattes, put your feet up, and enjoy! And, as always, thanks for your love and support y’all!  ❤️ 🍂 🎃👻🎅🏻🎄🎁 🦌🦉⛄️🔔🚂 🤶🏻 🎀 ❄️

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Author: Tis the Podcast
Title: Freddy Died By Fire, Jason By Water. How Can We Use That? (Freddy vs. Jason)
Tis the Podcast'

What’s up, dudes? Christmas Podcast Day 2023 is fast approaching! That’s right! This November 1st you’ll be able to listen to an entire Band Aid super group’s worth of Christmas podcasts! The theme is the Charles Dickens masterpiece “A Christmas Carol!” You’ll hear about movies, tv show episodes, music, games, radio plays, and anything else you can imagine all on November 1st! Make sure to check out Christmaspodcasts.com to listen to all the amazing episodes and start your season right! It’s #ChristmasPodcastDay this November 1st!

After Halloween is done
It’s time to start the Christmas fun
Yes my friends it’s Christmas podcast day

November 1st is the day you need
To check your favorite podcast feed
And join the fun on Christmas podcast day

All your favorite Christmas shows
Are releasing brand new episodes
Some may say that it’s too soon
But they’re lucky we don’t do it in June.

So come along and have a laugh
As we talk carols, films, and crafts
And other things from the merriest holiday
Fa la la la it’s Christmas podcast day

There are so many Christmas shows
Some you might not even know
You might a new favorite
And take some time to savor it

So listen on your computer or phone
At work the gym commuting or home.
A new tradition that is here to stay
Tell everyone it’s Christmas podcast
Join in the fun on Christmas podcast
Download every one on Christmas podcast day
Get in the sleigh, it’s Christmas podcast day!

Lyrics by Tim Babb
Music by Al Yankovic
Vocals by Tim Babb and Gerry D

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Author: Gerry D / Tim Babb, Christmas Podcast Network
Title: Christmas Podcast Day is Coming!

TGI Podcast

🎃 Welcome back to the TGI Podcast! This week we are going back to our roots and covering the TGIF classic – Family Matters!

 

Matt discusses the Halloween decor, Urkel’s odd sexual comments and determines whether this should be a holiday classic!

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Author: Matt Eurich
Title: Family Matters: Whose Kid Is it Anyway?
TGI Podcast

Hold onto your Santa hats, Christmas Cousins!

 

It’s a momentous occasion in Christmas Cousins community as we embark on a special mission – Seth’s inaugural journey into the wonderful world of Dunkin’ holiday drinks.

That’s right; our dear Cousin Seth, who’s been exploring the depths of holiday culture as a festive freshman is taking his first sip of Dunkin’s festive brews.

 

Picture it: Seth, with a wide-eyed curiosity, ready to dive headfirst into the flavors of the season. We’re unveiling Dunkin’s 2023 holiday lineup, complete with all the flavors that have been tantalizing taste buds since the first frosty mornings.

 

From familiar favorites to brand-new surprises, we’re putting these beverages to the test. Will Seth’s uninitiated taste buds revel in these holiday delights, or will he discover a new appreciation for the Dunkin’ magic?

 

Expect candid first impressions, hilarious reactions, and an all-around good time as the Christmas Cousins serve up seasonal surprises like only they can. So, prepare for a flavor-filled adventure, a few laugh-out-loud moments, and the start of a delightful Dunkin’ holiday tradition.

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Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Breaking News: Dunkin’ 2023 Holiday Drinks-Seth’s First Dunkin’ Drinks Adventure

Christmas Cousins

Get ready for a wild ride down memory lane as Cousins Seth and Chad team up with the totally tubular Gerry from the “Totally Rad Christmas” podcast. It’s an epic crossover episode that’s all about one of the most iconic Christmas specials of the ’80s – the 1984 episode of Nickelodeon’s “You Can’t Do That on Television.”

 

Join us as we dive into the nostalgic world of Nickelodeon, where anything could happen (and often did)! We’re dissecting the holiday hilarity and reviewing this classic piece of television history, complete with slime, laughs, and some unforgettable moments.

 

With Gerry’s expert insights and our signature Christmas Cousins charm, this is one podcast collision you won’t want to miss. So get ready for a totally rad time-travel adventure that’s both fun and festive. It’s time to discover how this ’80s gem still holds up today!

Listen to this episode of the Christmas Cousins podcast
Author: Christmas Cousins Pod
Title:

Totally Rad ’80s Crossover: You Can’t Do That On Television ’84

Christmas Cousins