Christmas In the Smokies - Girl, Your Jellies Won't Save Your Farm
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Ooooh this was another doozy! This grown woman is trying to save her farm with jams and jellies. C’mon Shelby, no… She holds a grudge after 20 years and there’s a real estate developer (antagonist) we actually side with? Y’all gotta watch this movie and then listen to this podcast. You’re also safe just listening to the podcast. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the kisses…
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There were few things better in the early 1990s than a Friday night spent in front of the TV watching TGIF. Since I long for those nights spent in front of the TV watching wholesome family sitcoms, I thought there was no better time than now to hop on the podcast train! This short clip is an introduction to the newly formed TGI Podcast and what to expect in the future.
Classic Christmas movies are those that get watched year after year. We all have our favorites. And we all have those that maybe we can do without.
In this merry episode we take on some truth-telling about some classic Christmas movies that everyone knows and most like but movies that nonetheless really suck. Is such a thing possible?
We think so and yes we go there.
Lest you think I’m just a Christmas movie Grinch consider that complaining about Christmas movies is something of an art on the Internet. There are a lot of people out there who cannot stand certain Christmas movies. I know it’s shocking.
Not us. We go there — to the Christmas big leagues. We’re talking genuine Grade-A top flight CLASSIC Christmas movies that suck.
It is an interesting thing to think about. Christmas movies are really like no other kind of movies. There will always be diversity of opinion when it comes to any movie, Christmas or otherwise. But like hanging stockings or drinking eggnog, there is a tradition of having to endure replays of the same bad Christmas “classics” year after year.
We note in this episode about the growing trend of Christmas podcasting and how many new podcasts are out there. The great majority of them pursue movies as their topic. But would any of them really take on this topic? Movies are a sacred cow of Christmas that we think needs some tipping.
For many of this old Christmas films we grew up with them. As kids, maybe we did not know they were bad.
I can recall seeing A Christmas Story with my family when I was a teenager. We all thought it was a great movie, especially because it was a movie we saw with my Dad in a theater – a rare event. Even more rare was that he enjoyed it so much. We thought he was taking us because it appealed to us. We were surprised — and I think he was surprised — at how much he laughed at it. Of course, my father was a child of the 1940s. It makes sense it would connect with him.
Imagine my shock years later when discussing that movie with a friend. She was a young school teacher at the time. When I brought the movie up she immediately frowned. “That’s a terrible movie,” she said. “No child should ever see on a screen an image of Santa sticking his boot in a child’s face.”
It never occurred to me that was a bad scene or that it would affect someone. But I saw her point.
Movies in general are things we will never agree on.
But Christmas movies, for whatever reason, seem to get a pass in many ways.
In this episode we take a look a Christmas movies that play every year that should have been forgotten long ago.
Will we bring up one of your favs?
Do be shy in commenting what you feel — that is what makes this discussion always so interesting.
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This week, Julia, Thom, and Anthony are so excited to be joined by our friends Ron (a.k.a. President Hotdog) and Jay from Flimstrip Podcast! What could bring these two great shows together? The 2003 Finnish film, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Now, we do have a few disclaimers:
1). The content in this movie is not suitable for young ones and neither is this episode – the humor gets to be somewhat sophomoric.
2). In an abundance of excitement over guests joining us, the elves may digress a bit more than usual.
We love this episode, and you will too, but please, don’t listen with little ones near! So plug those earphones in while they’re virtually schooling, grab your favorite holiday-themed beverage, sit back, and enjoy this fun episode! Have a great week!
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What is the quintessential Christmas movie? Which actor is the next great Scrooge? What Christmas movie character survives the longest in The Purge? These questions and more are debated on by Anthony (Tis The Podcast), Mike (Advent Calendar House) and Tim (I Can’t For Christmas). To judge the debate and score a winner, Todd enlists the help of Alonso Duralde (Linoleum Knife) and Gerry D (Totally Rad Christmas). Sit back and enjoy the merriment of Merry Melee 1.
Ep 31 - Married...with Children pt 1 (w/ Scott Newman)
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What’s up, dudes? This week Scott Newman from Jingle Jank Podcast and I talk all about the ‘You Better Watch Out’ episode of “Married…with Children”! Typical Bundy Christmas like you wouldn’t believe! There’s a parachuting Santa, a competing mall, a freaked out Marcy, and a very inappropriate coroner! Plus, a whole bag full of gift certificates to break the bank…er…mall! Don’t forget to vote in Gag Me with a Spoon! Check it out!
Do you enjoy sad, depressing Christmas songs? This week, we discuss why this genre is so popular and why someone would want to feel down at Christmas. Artists include: John Denver, Romeos Fault, Nat King Cole, The O’Jays, The Emotions, The Everly Brothers, Dan Hicks, Sufjan Stevens, LCD Soundsystem, and Marvin Gaye.
Then a listener from Australia shares a Christmas memory, and I try (and fail) to list any interesting facts about the land Down Under. I do read a couple of Australia themed stories: a poem called The Aussie Night Before Christmas and then we take a trip with Australian writer Henry Lawson and his piece published in 1907 – “The Ghosts of Many Christmases”. Don’t worry it’s not a ghost story, but rather it’s a reflection on the different locations he had celebrated Christmas in his past.
Send in your memories to cozychristmaspodcast@gmail.com and I’ll send you a card and podcast sticker. If you get it in before October 15th, you’ll be entered to win an ornament!
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Jesus the Christ is the very reason we celebrate Christmas at all. Historians and politicians have throughout time debated where Christmas originated, some claiming the winter solstice celebrations of paganism were hijacked by Christians as a political power ploy.
This episode of the Christmas Hall of Fame Podcast explores the origins of the Christmas story and explains just what The Christ means (it’s not a name, it is a title).
Christmas is much older than the story of the Nativity that most know so well from the 2nd Chapter of Luke in the New Testament.
There is far more to explore in the history of Jesus and the aftermath of his death and resurrection than can be covered in a brief podcast.
However, the fundamentals of why we celebrate Christmas and how it has endured so long is a fascinating topic that cannot and should not be ignored. This episode briefly touches on the true celebration of Christ’s birth at Christmas and of his resurrection at Easter and why they both go together.
A world growing ever more secular in the celebration of Christmas is missing a powerful opportunity with each passing Christmas season to not only come to know God but also to celebrate the divine within themselves.
This is at the at the very heart of celebrating the coming of The Christ into the world.
The impact of Jesus on the history of the world, and by extension, the history of Christmas simply cannot be calculated. Without Jesus, there is no Christmas.
It is likewise important to note that much of the history of Jesus is shrouded in myth, speculation and outright deception.
His memory has been corrupted by major and minor figures in history for their own purposes. Constantine, a Roman Emperor who feigned later conversion to Christianity, led the charge of the Council of Nicea. It was there that the divinity of Christ was debated and compromised.
In the process of these and other events, the pure doctrines of Christ were corrupted, changed and molded to political and worldly ends.
Even the Bible and how we came to have it today emerged from generations of religious and political leaders who for whatever their reasons added to, took away, or denied access to precious truths kept in sacred texts that both pre-dated and came after the mortal ministry of Jesus Christ.
In fact, we know of more than 70 ancient texts that were considered for “the Bible”, but that never were canonized. The Book of Enoch, the Book of Mary and other texts that largely denied the world greater knowledge of the life Jesus led before his ministry were excluded.
This is largely why the search for understanding of the Christ, and thus of Christmas, is as much a spiritual journey as it is an intellectual pursuit.
We could draw parallels to both Joseph and Mary of old: they knew of the coming of the Messiah and yet when faced with an intimate inclusion in that story they were only educated by spiritual means.
The promise of Christmas, as demonstrated by them and the Shepherds, is that the miracles of spiritual discoveries can and do happen.
It is critical to note that everyone in the Nativity story knew of Jesus was before he was born. Joseph, Mary, Zacharias, Elizabeth and even the wick King Herod knew exactly who he was. They were taught the prophesies of Isaiah and Abraham and Moses and others. They knew.
Those of us living thousands of years after all of these individuals need to trust their experience if we are to enjoy the full measure of true Christmas celebration. Without them, and without Christ, our Christmas would be hollow and incomplete.
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Given that September 2020 was our first full month of operation the following should be kept in mind:
– We have a database so far of more than 200 total Christmas episodes, resulting in thousands of “listens” and “downloads” each week. In time, our rankings will be published on a weekly basis. This ranking for the month of September 2020 is based on metrics that were absolutely verifiable.
– Our rankings are based off tracking from our server and from a host of aggregators. While we track as closely as we can we do not claim these rankings are yet comprehensive against the entirety of Christmas podcast episodes available online during the same time frame. (Not yet…but in time…)
– We can only track those podcasts we feature. We have many more prominent Christmas podcasts yet to index.
– With each passing week we are adding more podcasts to our podcast directory. The churn greatly affects the statistics we collect.
– Other factors such as when a new episode drops, where it is available and how it is promoted or featured through-out the Internet will affect the rankings.
– The ChristmasPodcasts Podcast is excluded from all rankings in an effort to not affect the statistical pool of the podcasts in the database.
– As time goes on the rankings will improve as greater tracking and a more complete database of Christmas podcasts is built.
While we see rankings as a fun aside to the Christmas Podcast universe we strongly encourage podcast listeners to rate and review both the podcasters and each individual episode. That can be done here at ChristmasPodcasts.com and just about anywhere that you regularly listen to podcasts. We know podcasters live for listener feedback and are responsive to listener requests.
We are excited about this project. We are grateful to those podcasters who are helping to establish ChristmasPodcasts.com as a year round Christmas podcast authority serving the Christmas Community online.
Christmas Podcasts Round Up - October 3rd-9th 2020
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Here’s our Christmas Podcast Round Up for the week of October 3rd to the 9th, 2020:
New to Christmas Podcasts: NetfliXmas Podcast. Two comedians, Scarlett Alexandra and Holli Cuomo, host this comedy film review podcast. They lampoon Christmas Netflix originals and all the movies you love that are available on streaming services. Just 2 wild and crazy gals having a great time talking about Netflix Christmas movies.
In this ‘ber episode of Season’s Eatings Side Dish we’re getting into the sticky, sweet history of the sugary orange tuber. We’re traveling the world to find the origins of that American holiday staple, whether as a casserole or a pie. We’re talking about sweet potatoes.
What’s up, dudes? This week in our oversized 30th episode, Thom Crowe from ‘Tis the Podcast joins me for the first part in a series all about DC Comics and most especially Batman! “Merry Christmas…and a Deadly New Year!”, “Wanted: Santa Claus–Dead or Alive!”, “The Mystery of Christmas Lost!”, “Who’s Afraid of the Big Red S?”, and more!! Don’t forget to vote in Gage Me with a Spoon! Tune in same Rad time, same Rad channel!
This is a short and sweet bonus episode with guest Andrew de Burgh, Indie Film Maker. “The Legend of Santa” is going to be a new holiday flick coming out for all of the holiday movie fans!
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The Holiday Calendar, feat. Trumaine Bradley - Snowflakes, Too Much Advice, and That's NOT Helen Hunt?
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On this episode of the NetfliXmas Podcast, Scarlett is pre-gaming for her birthday and we have special guest Trumaine Bradley. We all talk about going to Catholic school, shoes with holes in them and reminding people they should VOTE!
Disclaimer: we say swears.
Here are some things you can check out to support our awesome guest, Trumaine:
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Once upon a time there were maybe three or four Christmas podcasts to listen to. I think it is fair to say that Christmas podcasting has just exploded the last couple of years.
I’m frankly surprised it took this long for it to catch on.
Running a Christmas community for as many years as I have has taught me that Christmas is so very diverse and people love to talk about whatever their Christmas love is.
Christmas Podcasts just extend that great, never-ending conversation. I think those who are podcasting Christmas are showing that now in huge ways.
Once-up-a-time I was told my website could never be successful because Christmas is too narrow and too seasonal a niche. Well look at Christmas online now – and look at how Christmas podcasting is changing that perception.
I wish I had time to listen to all the podcasts we showcase here on Christmas Podcasts. But, honestly, nobody has that kind of time. We are reaching a saturation point where listeners are going to have to discriminate to get to the Christmas they want. Isn’t it great that they have so many choices?
But how do you react to that as a podcaster? What are you doing to reach out to your audience to keep them listening? How do you position yourself and your podcast to capture new listeners?
Aren’t listeners what it is all about for your podcast? Just what makes for a “good” Christmas podcast?
That is a subjective question if all I’m talking about is Christmas content. Christmas content is your strength, your passion. Whatever your Christmas angle is that thrust you into podcasting why people listen to you.
But that’s not what I’m talking about when it comes to making a good Christmas podcast. That’s the stuff that makes a Christmas podcast great and unique – and that is what you do best as a podcaster. What I’m talking about are all the little tiny details that have to come before the Christmas stuff.
It is the boring and tedious stuff you need to think about before sitting in front of that microphone. I call it the listener experience. And you do need to worry about it.
Now, who am I to bring this up?
Well, I’m your customer.
You see, yes, I have a Christmas podcast and we just celebrated our 10th anniversary. But at the end of the day I’m just like everyone else out there. I want to hear stuff other than my own (don’t you?). I’m a Christmas fan.
So headlines matter. Show notes matters. A website matters. Which social media channels matters. What it looks like on my phone and my computer matters. Even how files are named matters.
Helping run ChristmasPodcasts.com has taught me a lot in just a couple of months about how many Christmas Podcasts are just blowing it when it comes to the customer experience.
We will soon be publishing a regular ranking of Christmas podcast episodes (yes, we know how many folks are listening). We are also surveying listeners about their “customer experience” when they choose and listen to Christmas Podcasts.
Wouldn’t you like your podcast to do well with these things?
Here’s where you can work to improve the customer experience:
Look at your feed. – Your feed is your product. It’s everything. It has your logo, your show summaries, and your critical links.
When we add a new podcast here to our site we use your feed to represent you. We use your feed for every episode. With many podcasts we have to go in and add information because the feed is missing it.
Little things like how you name your episode affect the look of your feed. A download titled “episode16.mp3” means nothing to someone who has downloaded your podcast.
Learn the art of tagging your podcast file with all the critical data of your podcast: the episode title, the name of the podcast, when it was produced and, yes, even your podcast logo.
When it is downloaded – and it usually is to a phone – you want them on their screen to see what they are listening to. How do you tag an mp3 file? Here’s a great piece of freeware that makes it quick and simple.
Learn to write. – Text is the currency of the Internet. Even podcasts – or, I should say, especially podcasts – need to have strong text support in everything. You need the right kind of formatting of your show notes. You need to follow web publishing standards of length, keywords and SEO practices. Why?
Because text is how new people find you. They cannot index the great content of your audio file. You need stronger headlines, better summaries, and tagged articles, links and audio files. This is a ton of work.
But it is vital to “good customer service” and just being found on the Internet.
Google your podcast regularly. – Like search engines or not, it is how the world finds you. You will be shocked to search your podcast and find it in places where you never submitted it. Apple, Google, Spotify and a few others are the big guns and everyone seems to submit to those places. So how do you get listed at these other places?
Honestly, most other aggregators out there just scrape them from Apple Podcasts. No problem, right? Wrong.
You need to go to those places and look at what they are doing with your feed. Apple takes your feed and strips out nearly everything except your logo and your notes. (I have problems with Apple because of that, but that’s another topic).
These other guys do weird stuff and you need to occasionally go there, look at your podcast on their interface and if there is something you don’t like – fix it. Keep the listener in mind.
You should also link back to everyone out there that features your podcast. You might not like their site, you might not ever use them yourself to listen to the podcasts you prefer and that doesn’t matter. It’s just good business.
Also, get good stat software to track where your podcasts are listened to. You might be surprised at what you find.
This is easiest to do if you have a website and your core files are served from it. Knowing where the listener is listening to you goes a long way in telling you not only how your podcast needs to be formatted but also just who your listener is.
Get a good logo – Your logo needs to be with every episode, as noted above. Take a look at the logos on the directory page here at Christmas Podcasts. Which stand out to you and why?
I like this one from Yuletide TV – it’s simple, quick to identify and strongly brands that podcast:
Remember, this logo has to look good on every size of screen. That’s why Apple requires a logo sized 1400 x 1400 minimum.
We still don’t have that size logo for every podcast we feature. We cannot find them anywhere.
Why?
Because podcasters aren’t using those large size image files in their feeds or websites.
And it is hurting them and ticking off customers who can’t see who they are listening to.
Make it so your podcast can be downloaded – this seems kind of obvious but many new podcasters don’t get this. They think that people listen to their podcasts via an app, like maybe they do themselves.
But listeners get their podcasts in the own time and in their own way. Many like to download podcast episodes so they can hear them on the go – in their car or out in the wild, etc.
They download, frankly, because they know they will be without an internet connection or a signal. Some just like to collect podcast episodes. It doesn’t matter why they do it, they just do it. Make it so they can download your podcast.
Get a website. – Most podcasts don’t have websites. But the most popular podcasts do. Why? Because having your own dot com gives you a better everything – a better feed, a better identity and, frankly, a better podcast.
A podcast website does not need to be complicated. But it gives you permanency. It makes you more professional. Even your email address from your own domain looks better than Bobspodcast-at-gmail.com, know what I mean?
Apple, Google and Amazon are cluttered with dead podcasts. A website that you update and that you use to expand upon your offering proves to people you are alive.
It also makes your podcast move up in the rankings everywhere. We’ll share more about this critical element in other features later.
There are many ways to get your website set up. We will be glad to help you.
Diversify your guests – Podcasts are great for getting new takes and opinions. There’s been a trend in the past year of podcasters interviewing podcasters on Christmas podcasts. There’s nothing wrong with this.
But you know what? After a while it looks weird – like you can’t find anyone else to talk to. If your podcast features other podcasters every other episode, what does that make your podcast – to the listeners?
There has been a long running debate about whether a “good” podcast even needs a guest.
I get that because on my podcasts I almost never have a guest or co-host. Wanna know why?
Because podcast guests are unpredictable.
Many are great but some like to hard sell or to control interviews to get their agenda out.
If you track how long listeners actually listen to your podcast you know it can vary based upon how listeners respond to the guest.
I don’t know a single podcaster who does not put a lot of work into their interviews.
It can be frustrating to a podcaster to have an episode go south just because the pod guest was a dud.
I get that. That’s one reason why I’m very selective about who comes on my podcast. It affects perceptions of the podcast.
At the same time, what does it say to the listening public who enjoy Christmas podcasts if they hear the same podcasters interviewing/collaborating with other podcasters all the time
They aren’t going to tell you it’s too much. They just won’t listen any more.
There are many outstanding resources out there that speak to these and other critical items of podcast excellence. We’ll share more of those resources in the months ahead.
But point #1 is the listener. And getting the basics down for them is step #1.
If those bases are covered then the focus can then really be on the Christmas content you’re best at producing.
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The Ancient Elf begins to speak of the prophecy and we take a look at the career of Burgess Meredith. Join us as we discuss Minute 28 of Santa Claus: The Movie (1985).
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We watched and reviewed a Christmas episode from the first season of Doogie Howser, M.D., titled “Doogie The Red Nosed Reindeer” (available on Hulu). Our first ever mini-bonus episode serves as a companion to this conversation by telling you whether we thought it was a Christmas Classic, Pair of Socks, or a Lump of Coal, but that’s it! For our full thoughts and dissection of the episode with host Gerry Davila, you need to go check out Totally Rad Christmas, your podcast home for all things Christmas in the 80’s.